Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"Every breed of dog that exists now was created by human beings for a specific reason. Springer Spaniels are for hunting. Collies are for herding. Pugs are for being extremely easy to kill in the event you changed your mind about wanting a dog. Poodles for poodle stuff. Etcetera."
On dog breeding
"It’s important to remember that everything is a privilege. My health, my career, my friends and family are all gifts from God, except for my singing voice, which my mother won in a land race on the beach of Vera Cruz, Mexico, with a crusty sea witch."
"All employees must wash their hands before returning to work, including federal. If the president doesn’t do this, you bet we’re filing a motion for impeachment."
On resisting Trump