Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"I would give up being the CEO of printers and all the glory it brings if I could just spend five minutes smelling the White House wallpaper."
On her political aspirations
"Yes, there is water on Mars. But it is definitely muddy. That’s why we need to make an emergency ship that returns any bad astronauts that roll around in it home for a bath, as there is no clean water to clean them there."
"You see kids 12 years old, sometimes younger, walking around with cell phones. I’ve seen a 9-year-old walking around with her own tablet wearing expensive headphones. I’ve seen babies with their tiny hands wrapped around a smoke detector, pushing the test button to make loud blaring noises."