Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"It’s like crying. You open your mouth as wide as you can and then use your hands to squish your face up like bread dough."
"The only reason penguins can’t fly is their heavy beaks. Their wings could pull it off. The problem is that their beaks weigh as much as a couple of dumbbells."
"I used to go to my doctor’s appointment and wait for three hours until they called me. Now, I sit in the waiting room, they call me right away, and I make them wait three hours."
On how fame has changed her