Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"To help me feel more confident, my dad used to make me go into a convenience store and speak in a completely made-up language that only he and I understood. Even though the cashier had no idea what I was saying, my mission was to make him sell me a screwdriver at half-price. No matter how confused they were, I did it every time. When I got to the Olympics, it was a piece of cake."
"I’m writing a musical about the time former President Lyndon B. Johnson laid an egg and the CIA was forced to cover it up."
On his next project
"Cough drops are dessert."