Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"You used to hear librarians say ‘Shhh,’ but now all they ever seem to say is ‘No food or drink.’ It’s a troubling development."
On America’s libraries
"I’ll fill my mouth up with Gatorade, and when the players hit the field, there I am: spinning around out there like a sprinkler, spitting out Gatorade."
On keeping things fun during spring training
"Loneliness is a cancer of the mind, and the only cure is love, given at the hospital of restaurants by a man named Dr. Michael Friends."