Devastating: Man Forced To Put His Shirt On At The Beach Because The Face On His Stomach Learned To Swear

Disaster: Man Tries To Use 30 Hats As Blanket

Heartbreaking: Man Can’t Enjoy Standing Up Out Of The Limo Sunroof Because He Can Hear His Friends In The Limo Trash Talking His S...

Tough Farewell: Man Tearfully Cooks Breakfast Meats On The Blazing Hot Asteroid That Landed On His Elderly Mother

Heartbreaking: Kidnapper Is Forced To Destroy His Autographed Michael Jordan Poster To Get A ‘D’ For His Ransom Note

Selfless Hero: Man Stranded In Desert Uses Last Of His Water To Wet His Expanding Dinosaur Sponge

Heartbreaking: Woman In Parking Garage Doesn't Remember Which Car She Hid Her Calzone Under