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Reeks Of Denial: This Man Ordered A Burrito Bowl Instead Of A Burrito As If Turning Down Tortillas Will Give Him Cum Gutters

Reeks Of Denial: This Man Ordered A Burrito Bowl Instead Of A Burrito As If Turning Down Tortillas Will Give Him Cum Gutters

September 25, 2025

There’s some serious denial going on in this Boston-area Chipotle, and folks, it is hard to watch. Meet one of the most self-deluded people you’ll…

Innovation Win! Dole And Speed Stick Have Teamed Up To Make A Banana That You Slowly Crank Up With A Little Wheel

Innovation Win! Dole And Speed Stick Have Teamed Up To Make A Banana That You Slowly Crank Up With A Little Wheel

September 25, 2025

Animal Rights Win: ShopRite Will No Longer Use Elephant Tusks As Checkout Dividers

Animal Rights Win: ShopRite Will No Longer Use Elephant Tusks As Checkout Dividers

September 24, 2025

One Step Closer To Sainthood: The Catholic Church Just Reclassified The Time Lenny Kravitz’s Penis Popped Out Of His Pants As A Miracle

One Step Closer To Sainthood: The Catholic Church Just Reclassified The Time Lenny Kravitz’s Penis Popped Out Of His Pants As A Miracle

September 23, 2025

Science FTW: Biologists Have Discovered That Inserting A Crisp $100 Bill Into A Kangaroo’s Pouch Makes The Kangaroo Dispense $100 In Quarters, But Also Kills It

Science FTW: Biologists Have Discovered That Inserting A Crisp $100 Bill Into A Kangaroo’s Pouch Makes The Kangaroo Dispense $100 In Quarters, But Also Kills It

September 23, 2025

Awesome: Walgreens Will Now Give You The Ability To Let Their Customer Service Reps Know You Want To Kill Yourself While You’re On Hold

Awesome: Walgreens Will Now Give You The Ability To Let Their Customer Service Reps Know You Want To Kill Yourself While You’re On Hold

September 22, 2025

Bending The Knee: ABC Just Invited President Trump To Be The First Guest On Their New Late Night Show, ‘The Kid Rock Christian Prayer And Bigotry Hour’

Bending The Knee: ABC Just Invited President Trump To Be The First Guest On Their New Late Night Show, ‘The Kid Rock Christian Prayer And Bigotry Hour’

September 18, 2025