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Hitting The Ground Running: Steve Bannon Spent His First Meeting On The National Security Council Describing The Way He Would Kill Each Person In The Room

Hitting The Ground Running: Steve Bannon Spent His First Meeting On The National Security Council Describing The Way He Would Kill Each Person In The Room

February 2, 2017

The Trump administration hasn’t wasted any time putting its agenda into action, and it looks like its officials aren’t either. President Donald Trump’s advisor Steve…

Historic Discovery: Archaeologists Have Uncovered The Cellar Containing All Of Jesus’ Exoskeletons

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Historic Discovery: Archaeologists Have Uncovered The Cellar Containing All Of Jesus’ Exoskeletons

February 2, 2017

Planning Ahead: ISIS Has Asked Donald Trump To Give More Of A Heads-Up Next Time He Drops A Massive Gift Like The Muslim Ban In Its Lap

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Planning Ahead: ISIS Has Asked Donald Trump To Give More Of A Heads-Up Next Time He Drops A Massive Gift Like The Muslim Ban In Its Lap

January 31, 2017

The Saga Continues: Delta Has Just Released The Long-Awaited Sequel To Their In-Flight Safety Card

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The Saga Continues: Delta Has Just Released The Long-Awaited Sequel To Their In-Flight Safety Card

January 31, 2017

Policy Guy: Paul Ryan Just Put Out A Comprehensive 14-Point Plan To Fully Debase Himself For The Trump Administration

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Policy Guy: Paul Ryan Just Put Out A Comprehensive 14-Point Plan To Fully Debase Himself For The Trump Administration

January 30, 2017

Incompetent Leadership: Donald Trump’s Body Doubles Only Have Arms And Heads

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Incompetent Leadership: Donald Trump’s Body Doubles Only Have Arms And Heads

January 26, 2017

Staying Pure: Mike Pence Is Crushing His Testicles With The Lincoln Bible After Being Aroused By The Feminine Contours Of The Capitol Building

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Staying Pure: Mike Pence Is Crushing His Testicles With The Lincoln Bible After Being Aroused By The Feminine Contours Of The Capitol Building

January 20, 2017