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Awesome: Substack Will Now Include The Estimated Time It’ll Take For You To Skim Through An Essay And Find The Bit That Confirms Your Miserable Excuse For A Worldview

Awesome: Substack Will Now Include The Estimated Time It’ll Take For You To Skim Through An Essay And Find The Bit That Confirms Your Miserable Excuse For A Worldview

December 15, 2025

If you love reading, don’t have much time, but do have some time, and only want to read things you already agree with, get excited,…

Not A Good Look: Dunkin’ Is Under Fire After Releasing Their New ‘Boozin’ And Cruisin’’ Menu

Not A Good Look: Dunkin’ Is Under Fire After Releasing Their New ‘Boozin’ And Cruisin’’ Menu

December 11, 2025

Humanity FTW! This Eighth-Grade Girl Can Encourage Her Peers To Kill Themselves Three Times As Effectively As ChatGPT

Humanity FTW! This Eighth-Grade Girl Can Encourage Her Peers To Kill Themselves Three Times As Effectively As ChatGPT

December 10, 2025

Cinema Buffs Rejoice! They’re Finally Turning People Getting Shot With Guns Into A Movie

Cinema Buffs Rejoice! They’re Finally Turning People Getting Shot With Guns Into A Movie

December 9, 2025

A Peek Behind The Curtain: There Are Like 5 Books On Making A Marriage Work After Infidelity In The Bathroom Reading Basket At Your Friend’s Parents’ House

A Peek Behind The Curtain: There Are Like 5 Books On Making A Marriage Work After Infidelity In The Bathroom Reading Basket At Your Friend’s Parents’ House

December 9, 2025

A Cool Little Bonus: This Year’s Spotify Wrapped Also Includes All Of The Birds You Hit With Your Car

A Cool Little Bonus: This Year’s Spotify Wrapped Also Includes All Of The Birds You Hit With Your Car

December 4, 2025

Disappointing: This Man Cut Open His Grandfather’s Scrotum Hoping To Find Treasure, But All He Found Was Testicles

Disappointing: This Man Cut Open His Grandfather’s Scrotum Hoping To Find Treasure, But All He Found Was Testicles

December 4, 2025