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I Have Invented A Cute Animal Mascot Named ‘Genocide Camel’ If Any Corporation Would Like To Use Him As The Face Of Their Company

I Have Invented A Cute Animal Mascot Named ‘Genocide Camel’ If Any Corporation Would Like To Use Him As The Face Of Their Company

January 30, 2020

Lance Byron None My name is Lance Byron and I’m an advertising executive. I’m the CEO of my own advertising firm called Bitch Horizons, Inc.…

George R.R. Martin Only Came To Set When We Were Filming Scenes With Nudity In Them, Didn’t Talk To Anyone, Then Immediately Left After They Were Over

George R.R. Martin Only Came To Set When We Were Filming Scenes With Nudity In Them, Didn’t Talk To Anyone, Then Immediately Left After They Were Over

June 14, 2019

Excuse Me, I’m A Little Shy…But…May I Have Blue Cheese Dressing?

Excuse Me, I’m A Little Shy…But…May I Have Blue Cheese Dressing?

May 21, 2019

Tell Me Why You Deserve A Presidential Medal Of Freedom In The Comments. Got A Bunch Of Them Lying Around Still, Could Probably Send Some Out Later On

Tell Me Why You Deserve A Presidential Medal Of Freedom In The Comments. Got A Bunch Of Them Lying Around Still, Could Probably Send Some Out Later On

May 9, 2019

When My Ship Was Marooned At Sea, We Resorted To Cannibalism Even Though We Still Had Plenty Of Cap’n Crunch Cereal We Could Have Eaten Instead

When My Ship Was Marooned At Sea, We Resorted To Cannibalism Even Though We Still Had Plenty Of Cap’n Crunch Cereal We Could Have Eaten Instead

May 8, 2019

After I Eradicate Malaria, I Would Like To Try A Threesome

After I Eradicate Malaria, I Would Like To Try A Threesome

April 22, 2019

Ah, Christ. Not Another Bladder Full Of Urine.

Ah, Christ. Not Another Bladder Full Of Urine.

April 15, 2019