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Depressing: The Hamburger This Guy DoorDashed To His Apartment Has Seen More Of His City In One Hour Than He Has In Months

Depressing: The Hamburger This Guy DoorDashed To His Apartment Has Seen More Of His City In One Hour Than He Has In Months

September 18, 2025

Oof. Brace for a massive downer, because what you’re about to read features what may be the most depressing person on planet Earth: The hamburger…

Refreshing: This Man Lost His Job Because He Was Incredibly Bad At It Instead Of Over Anything He Did On Social Media

Refreshing: This Man Lost His Job Because He Was Incredibly Bad At It Instead Of Over Anything He Did On Social Media

September 17, 2025

Bieber In Trouble? Justin Bieber Just Posted A Picture To His Instagram Story That Was Clearly Taken From Inside A Whale’s Mouth With The Caption ‘Y’all Don’t Even Know’

Bieber In Trouble? Justin Bieber Just Posted A Picture To His Instagram Story That Was Clearly Taken From Inside A Whale’s Mouth With The Caption ‘Y’all Don’t Even Know’

September 10, 2025

Laying The Groundwork: By Tweeting In All Caps Like Trump, Gavin Newsom Is Proving He’s The Democrat Best Suited To Be A Writer’s Assistant On ‘Our Cartoon President’ If It’s Ever Rebooted

Laying The Groundwork: By Tweeting In All Caps Like Trump, Gavin Newsom Is Proving He’s The Democrat Best Suited To Be A Writer’s Assistant On ‘Our Cartoon President’ If It’s Ever Rebooted

August 21, 2025

Safety FTW! Uber Is Offering Discounts On Rides To The Police Station To Report A Sexual Assault By An Uber Driver

Safety FTW! Uber Is Offering Discounts On Rides To The Police Station To Report A Sexual Assault By An Uber Driver

August 18, 2025

Aw! The Referee Holding Both Boxers’ Hands At The End Of The Match Must Be Their Dad

Aw! The Referee Holding Both Boxers’ Hands At The End Of The Match Must Be Their Dad

August 7, 2025

Hygiene Win! Disneyland Is Now Implementing A ‘No Shoes’ Policy For Goofy To Keep The Park Cleaner

Hygiene Win! Disneyland Is Now Implementing A ‘No Shoes’ Policy For Goofy To Keep The Park Cleaner

August 5, 2025