Pornography is a huge factor in how people perceive sex. Unfortunately, it often depicts sex in faulty and exaggerated ways, and those inaccurate portrayals can affect real relationships in a real ways. Here are five unrealistic expectations that porn creates between horny MILFS and their absolutely hung stepsons.


1. Smoking hot stepmoms do yoga in the living room every time their stepsons are home: Because people misguidedly use porn as the basis for sex between stepsons and their stepmothers, they often think that MILFs practice yoga at home in just a sports bra and underwear every single day. But that’s a totally incorrect impression of the relationship between most horny MILFS and their stepsons who are packing girthy, 10-inch schlongs: In reality, MILFs sometimes go to a yoga studio if they need to exercise, instead of coyly asking their stepsons to help them stretch in the living room. In fact, outside the skewed lens of porn, the vast majority of sex between big-dicked teens and their voluptuous stepmoms does not involve yoga at all!

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2. When a horned-up MILF catches her stepson jerking off in his bedroom, she immediately gives him a blow job: You wouldn’t know it from watching most porn, but sometimes a thirsty MILF will walk in on her stepson jacking off his huge penis and not insist on sucking him off. In an actual sexual relationship between a red-hot MILF and her well-endowed stepson, she may end up just help finishing him off with her hands, or even just close the door and give her stepson a little privacy.

3. If a MILF’s husband is watching TV in the other room and her aloof but sexual stepson is nearby, she’ll take the opportunity to fuck her stepson every time: Porn makes it seem like a horny MILF can’t be left alone with her stepson without the two immediately having sex. But that’s a completely misleading notion. The reality is that, even when her oblivious husband is in the next room over, a stepmom can be in the same house as her hormone-fueled stepson without having sex with him. The simple fact is that most sexual encounters between busty MILFs and their well-endowed stepsons will just be on a bed while the rest of the family is out of the house, and there is nothing wrong with that.

4. The stepson will blurt out, “You’re so hot… but you’re my stepmom!” during intercourse: It’s important to remember that the people starring in porn are actors who are putting on a show, and that they play up certain aspects of a normal stepmom/stepson romance just for the camera. This is obviously a super hot line to yell out during taboo sex between a stepmom and her stepson, but IRL, mammoth-cocked teens more often than not forget to shout it out while their D-cup stepmom rides them. So if it happens to you, don’t beat yourself up! Most porn would have viewers believe that the only response a bombshell MILF ever gives to “But you’re my stepmom” is “I know, now fuck me harder,” but that’s just not an accurate depiction of sex between a teenager and the woman who may well be one of his legal guardians, no matter how much the porn industry promotes it as one.

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5. If a hunky stepson’s girlfriend walks in on him fucking his stepmom, she’ll automatically join in: This one is pretty much a concocted porn fantasy, because horny MILFs and their elephant-dick stepsons often aren’t ready for a threesome with his incredibly hot girlfriend, no matter how much she begs to get in on the action. Even if an oversexed MILF brings her stepson’s girlfriend to a shattering climax, she’ll often need much more foreplay than what’s presented in a standard porn scene. PSA, horny stepmoms and hung stepsons: This is a myth, and you’re better off dispelling it from your sex life. You’ll have happier and healthier sexual experiences with each other if you do.