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Editor: Matt Powers
Head Writer: Jamie Brew
Associate Editor: Noah Prestwich
Senior Writers: Steve Etheridge, Adam Levine, Lauren Moser
Staff Writers: Dan Abromowitz, Alex Blechman
Editorial Coordinator: Sofia Manfredi
Writing Fellows: Matt Schultz, Lauren Thomas
Editorial Apprentice: Jessye McGarry
Writers At Large: Jacy Catlin, Chris Gilman, Stephen LaConte
Contributing Writers: Gerardo Delgado, Jewel Galbraith, Kevin Horst, Bennett Kleinman, Delia Orriss, Mike Prochaska, Cory Snearowski
Contributors: David Anderson, Jake Bender, John Bender, Brett Blake, Laura Bonang, Cameron Bradford, Nick Ciarelli, River Clegg, Joanna Erickson, Megan Green, Christian Hayden, Ben Kling, Rob Knoll, Joe Kwaczala, Gabriel Laks, Hannah Levy, Sara McHenry, David McQuary, Jon Millstein, Dan Neilan, Keenan Novi, Naima Pearce, Zoe Pearl, Blythe Roberson, Gregory Ronquillo, Tim Sampson, Sam Saulsbury, Lauren Schwein, Kent Smith, Rick Stoeckel, Rajat Suresh, Margaret Williams, Tamara Yajia

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Phone: 312-751-0503 | Fax: 312-751-4137





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