Attention, Ladies: Keep Those Old Floral Prints And Throw Out Your Useless Pleated Pants And Bury Those Beautiful Rompers For The Future And Cremate Your Fucking Chambray Because It’s Trash Now

Okay, ladies! The spring fashion trends have officially arrived, and that means it’s time to kick your closet into top gear! So keep those old floral prints and throw out your useless pleated pants and bury those beautiful rompers for the future and cremate your fucking chambray because it’s trash now!

When Cristiano Ronaldo Heard These Kids Were Playing Soccer With Balled-Up Garbage, He Surprised Them By Shipping Them His Trash

Cristiano Ronaldo may very well be the world’s favorite footballer. He’s won the FIFA Ballon d’Or award multiple times, and he’s scored over 500 goals in his career, including a record 345 goals for Real Madrid. On top of all that, he’s also surely one of the nicest guys around, because when Ronaldo found out that a…

There’s An Island Of Trash In The Pacific The Size Of Texas And I’m Going To Rule It

Human beings are destroying the planet at an unprecedented clip, and the consequences of our environmental disregard are manifesting themselves in truly shocking ways. For instance, did you know that there’s an island of garbage roughly the size of Texas floating in the North Pacific Ocean? It’s a geographic testament…