We love Sephora as much as anybody else, but here’s one person who seriously needs to take it down a notch: This woman has spent the last eight hours in a Sephora, wearing a Sephora shirt, and talking nonstop about Sephora products.
Twelve hours. That’s all I want. But apparently that’s too much to ask for these internationally celebrated hotshots.
Let’s face it: Drake can get just about any woman he wants. But when it comes time for him to settle down, he should definitely think twice before marrying a blood relative.
We know it was one of you dickless little cyber goons. Reveal yourself, fucko.
We get it. You like fossils. Now shut the fuck up about them.
I’m not here to quibble over semantics, but not EVERYTHING someone does to a grave is just automatically desecration.