There’s an air of mystery in the halls of Monte Vista Elementary today, where rumors are swirling around one fifth grader in particular who, it seems, very well may have had something heavy go down in his life: Nathan just showed up at school two hours late wearing a suit.
Buckle up, because it looks like this Northwood High School 10th-grade health class is about to enter some seriously uncharted territory: Mrs. Jennings just announced that her classroom is a judgment-free zone.
Well, here’s a tale of low-down scumbaggery that’s going to make your blood boil: This middle schooler casually switched from playing the clarinet to the alto saxophone, so he’ll almost certainly cheat on his wife someday.
What an absolute sack of shit this kid is going to be.
Sixth-grader Noah Thompson had spent a full…
An absolute train wreck just unfolded at Lakewood Middle School in Bethesda, Maryland. All of the students were called into the gym for a sex ed assembly about the importance of microwaving condoms before and after intercourse and the guest speaker tried to break a cinder block with his head and gave himself a…
Wow, you just have to shake your head at the stunning case of hypocrisy going down right now at Monte Vista Elementary in Lancaster, California: A group of students is taunting their weird classmate even though all children are strange as hell.
It’s officially time to freak out, because Aiden just seriously boned our entire English class: He did his book report super fast, and now one of us has to go before class ends.
When Elias Marcello started seventh grade at a new school, he didn’t have many friends. He often found himself sadly eating lunch alone in a deserted corner of the cafeteria, completely isolated. But just when Elias had resigned himself to being lonely, his amazing classmates did something totally awesome: When they…
A heartbreaking spectacle is currently taking place during a sixth-grade math test at Peterson Elementary. Student Elaine Marquez is using her arms to carefully shield her answers from view, apparently unaware that she’s one of the dumbest kids in class.
A mystery is currently unfolding that’s completely bewildered every fifth-grader at Columbus Elementary in Hastings, Nebraska. At the present moment, no one can really tell whether the kid who just asked the sex-ed teacher if turds come out of pussies said it to be funny or out of genuine ignorance.
A truly cringe-worthy story is currently unfolding at Eaglebrook High School in Des Moines, Iowa: A senior named Kelly Hyde is currently campaigning to be the commencement speaker at her graduation even though she’s running against a kid in her class who beat cancer.
Every gym teacher covers the follow-through motion when they’re teaching jump shots during their basketball unit, but some value it more than others. Check out this list of gym teachers ranked by how vital they consider follow-through to be.
In recent years, Mark Twain’s celebrated novel The Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn has become pretty infamous for its characters’ frequent use of the N-word as they converse with one another in the 19th-century American South. While this has occasionally caused controversy when the book was taught in classrooms, one…
Famous YouTuber Logan Paul has been working hard to cultivate a more humble, sympathetic public image since posting a widely criticized video of a dead body back in December, and today the popular vlogger took another huge step forward. In an act of true maturity, Logan Paul has decided to postpone his epic…
Every second-grade class has a few weirdos in it, but some of them are more difficult to handle than others. These are the six little freaks that I had to supervise at the aquarium, ranked by how much of an ordeal it was to chaperone them.
Gym class is fun and lighthearted for the majority of sixth-graders at Elk Ridge Middle School, but for others, it’s no game. Here’s a ranking of every sixth-grader who goes all-out during gym-class badminton ranked by how much they smell like shit for the rest of the day.
Sometimes being a teacher means doling out some discipline to keep your classroom under control, and biology teacher Arlene Jeffries of Plainview High in Colorado just proved that she’s one of those tough but fair teachers who’s not afraid to get strict with students who disrupt her class. When a school shooter burst…
Get out the tissues, because this tragic story currently unfolding at Pennfield High School is going to absolutely devastate you: Social studies teacher Mrs. Welter is performing a Black Eyed Peas mashup parody overviewing the Treaty of Versailles, and none of the students are taking out their phones to record it.
Indie rock group The National had a bit of a disaster on its hands at a show in Chicago last night. Apparently the band had to repeatedly stop its concert to answer questions from a fourth-grade class that was supposed to interview an adult about their job.
Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit.