Disloyal Piece Of Shit: This Middle Schooler Casually Switched From Playing The Clarinet To The Alto Saxophone, So He’ll Almost Certainly Cheat On His Wife Someday

Well, here’s a tale of low-down scumbaggery that’s going to make your blood boil: This middle schooler casually switched from playing the clarinet to the alto saxophone, so he’ll almost certainly cheat on his wife someday.

What an absolute sack of shit this kid is going to be.

Sixth-grader Noah Thompson had spent a full…

Complete Disaster: This Middle School Had A Sex Ed Assembly About The Importance Of Microwaving Condoms Before And After Intercourse And The Guest Speaker Tried To Break A Cinder Block With His Head And Gave Himself A Concussion

An absolute train wreck just unfolded at Lakewood Middle School in Bethesda, Maryland. All of the students were called into the gym for a sex ed assembly about the importance of microwaving condoms before and after intercourse and the guest speaker tried to break a cinder block with his head and gave himself a…

Could Go Either Way: No One’s Sure Whether The Kid Who Just Asked The Sex-Ed Teacher If Turds Come Out Of Pussies Said It To Be Funny Or Out Of Genuine Ignorance

A mystery is currently unfolding that’s completely bewildered every fifth-grader at Columbus Elementary in Hastings, Nebraska. At the present moment, no one can really tell whether the kid who just asked the sex-ed teacher if turds come out of pussies said it to be funny or out of genuine ignorance.

Taking A Stand: An Ohio English Teacher Has Removed All the N-Words From ‘Huckleberry Finn’ And Put Them Into Mary Shelley’s ‘Frankenstein’

In recent years, Mark Twain’s celebrated novel The Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn has become pretty infamous for its characters’ frequent use of the N-word as they converse with one another in the 19th-century American South. While this has occasionally caused controversy when the book was taught in classrooms, one…

Doing His Part: To Support The High School Students Walking Out Today, Logan Paul Has Postponed His Epic School-Shooter Prank

Famous YouTuber Logan Paul has been working hard to cultivate a more humble, sympathetic public image since posting a widely criticized video of a dead body back in December, and today the popular vlogger took another huge step forward. In an act of true maturity, Logan Paul has decided to postpone his epic…

Heartbreaking: It Looks Like None Of The Students Are Taking Out Their Phones To Record This Social Studies Teacher’s Black Eyed Peas Mashup Parody Overviewing The Treaty Of Versailles

Get out the tissues, because this tragic story currently unfolding at Pennfield High School is going to absolutely devastate you: Social studies teacher Mrs. Welter is performing a Black Eyed Peas mashup parody overviewing the Treaty of Versailles, and none of the students are taking out their phones to record it.