Back For Seconds: Barack Obama Has Once Again Invited Ahmed To His House To Get Another Look At That Sweet Goddamn Clock He Built

It’s been nearly three years since 14-year-old Ahmed Mohamed was invited to the White House to meet with President Barack Obama after being arrested for bringing a homemade clock to school. But it looks like the former president didn’t quite get his fill of that hot clock action because he just invited Ahmed to his…

4 Encounters Between An Alien Civilization And A U.S. President That Didn’t Matter And Were A Big Waste Of Time

As the leader of the free world, the president of the United States is often the first person extraterrestrials will seek out when they want to make contact with Earth, but on the rare occasions when this happens, those meetings are almost never of consequence. Here are four encounters throughout history between a…

A Piece Of History: The Bulletproof Helmet JFK Took Off So He Could Let His Long, Luscious Hair Blow Freely In The Wind On The Day He Died Is Coming To The Smithsonian 

The shocking assassination of President John F. Kennedy is one of the darkest days in U.S. history, and one that irrevocably changed the course of the nation. Now, almost 55 years after Lee Harvey Oswald robbed the country of its young and promising leader, a critical relic from that fateful day will be put on display…

Did Bill Clinton Cheat On Monica Lewinsky With KILLARY? Yes, And Our GOVERNMENT Doesn’t Want You To Know

Just when you thought our LYING government couldn’t sink any lower, another SHAMEFUL story like this comes along. You are probably thinking, “Ugh! Let me guess…KILLARY again?” You, patriot, are sadly correct. Bill Clinton repeatedly cheated on Monica Lewinsky with KILLARY, and our GOVERNMENT doesn’t want you to know…

A Piece Of History: The Dryer JFK Died In After Getting Inside To Simulate Going To Space Is Coming To The Smithsonian

The untimely and tragic death of John F. Kennedy is forever seared into the American consciousness, and remains as a sobering reminder that tragedy can befall even the most powerful among us. Now, for the first time in over 50 years, the nearly mythical artifact from that fateful day will be on display to the public:…

A Historic Milestone: Donald Trump Just Became The First President To Place His Entire Face On The Bible During The Oath Of Office

Throughout his campaign and subsequent victory tour, our 45th president-to-be promised to make some major government changes, and judging by his inauguration alone, he means to keep his word. Today, as Donald Trump was officially sworn into the White House, he made history by becoming the first president ever to place…

Leaving A Legacy: Barack Obama Just Became The First President Since Gerald Ford To Complete The White House Monster Burger Challenge

From killing Osama Bin Laden to implementing the Affordable Care Act, Barack Obama has accomplished a lot during his time as president. And as his term comes to a close, he continues to get things done: Obama just became the first president since Gerald Ford to complete the White House’s “Monster Burger Challenge.”