Incredible: This High Schooler With A Father Stationed In Iraq Got The Surprise Of A Lifetime On Graduation Day When He Accidentally Walked In On His Mom Showering

Seventeen-year-old Josh O’Neil woke up the morning of his high school graduation feeling bittersweet. While he was excited to reach such an important milestone in his life, he was also sad knowing that his father—a U.S. Marine stationed in Iraq—wouldn’t be there to witness it. But little did he know that he would soon…

Incredible Realism: The Campaign In The Next ‘Call Of Duty’ Will Begin At Your Avatar’s High School Cafeteria When He’s Being Tricked Into Joining The Military By A Recruiter

Call Of Duty fans, prepare for the next level in military gaming. Activision has taken its flagship shooter’s legendary immersive gameplay a step further in the franchise’s latest sequel by doing something that’s never been done before: having your avatar start out in his high school cafeteria, where he’s tricked into…

The Struggle Continues: America’s Worst Soldier And ISIS’s Worst Soldier Are Currently Hitting Each Other With Brooms

While ISIS has seen its power and influence decline significantly in the past year since losing control of Mosul, the fight to completely eliminate the terrorist group from its remaining positions in the Middle East is ongoing: As of right now, America’s worst soldier and ISIS’s worst soldier are currently hitting…

Drawing The Short Straw: 5 Struggles Anyone Whose Combat Platoon Has Gotten Stuck With The Ford Windstar Understands

Most of the time, you’ll get to ride into combat with your military platoon in a tank or a heavily armored Jeep, but other times you unfortunately get stuck with the crummy Ford Windstar, a minivan they stopped making in 2003. Here are five struggles anyone whose combat platoon has gotten stuck with the Ford Windstar

Blueprint For Terror: Is The WWE Unintentionally Showing Terrorists How To Perform America’s Best Wrestling Moves?

America is under siege from the forces of radical Islamic terrorism. With the stakes so high, vigilance is paramount. We must hold accountable any institutions whose carelessness may be inadvertently helping ISIS and endangering us all. It’s high time we asked the tough question that no one wants to ask: Is the WWE…

The Fact That An Explosive Robot Was Used To Kill The Dallas Shooter Raises Disturbing Concerns About The Fucking Rad Militarization Of The Police

What happened in Dallas last week was an absolute tragedy. In the midst of such a horrifying and chaotic attack, it’s understandable that Dallas police would resort to lethal force in taking down the sniper. But the police didn’t subdue him using a traditional weapon. Instead, they used a military-grade…