Could Go Either Way: No One’s Sure Whether The Kid Who Just Asked The Sex-Ed Teacher If Turds Come Out Of Pussies Said It To Be Funny Or Out Of Genuine Ignorance

A mystery is currently unfolding that’s completely bewildered every fifth-grader at Columbus Elementary in Hastings, Nebraska. At the present moment, no one can really tell whether the kid who just asked the sex-ed teacher if turds come out of pussies said it to be funny or out of genuine ignorance.

The 5 Neighbor Kids Who Drink From The Birdbath In My Backyard, Ranked By Whether It Seems Like They’re Doing It For Fun Or Survival

I have a beautiful birdbath in my backyard that my husband and I enjoy tending to very much. Several children in the neighborhood have begun drinking from it regularly. Here’s a list of all the kids who have been drinking out of my birdbath, ranked by whether it seems like they’re doing it for fun or survival.

Probably Bullshit But Still A Little Scary: Ethan Is Claiming That His Super Soaker Is Filled With Pee

Tensions are rising over in Brian’s backyard, and you better believe that it’s all thanks to the king of big talk himself, Ethan Hutchinson. Ethan just started blasting everyone with a Super Soaker and is claiming that it’s filled with piss, even though it’s probably not—but still, it’s impossible to be 100 percent…

Heartwarming! This Peewee Soccer Coach Let Everyone Try Out For Goalie As If The Team’s 140-Pound 8-Year-Old Wasn’t A Shoe-In

Youth sports can get competitive, but any good coach knows that building a team is about more than just winning. Luckily, no one knows that better than David Kimble, an incredible peewee soccer coach who just did something amazing: He let everyone try out for goalie as if the 140-pound 8-year-old on his team wasn’t…

Real Trooper: This 9-Year-Old Boy Is Doing A Pretty Good Job Staying Focused On ‘Minecraft’ At This Sleepover While His Friend Gets Spanked By His Mom In The Other Room

Nine-year-old Danny Wheeler isn’t like most children. In what can only be described as an incredible achievement, Danny is doing a pretty good job staying focused on Minecraft at this sleepover while his friend gets spanked by his mom in the other room.

Heartwarming: When This Fifth Grader Had No One To Sit With At Lunch, The School Went Ahead And Made Him A Janitor

Life in the fifth grade had been pretty rough for 10-year-old Mason Williams. He had been having trouble making friends and ate alone in the cafeteria every single day. But when Mason’s teachers noticed that he had nobody to sit with at lunch, they got together and did something truly wonderful: They went ahead and…