What Any Coward Afraid Of World War III Doesn’t Understand Is That The Majority Of Cracker Innovation Occurs During Wartime (By The CEO Of Nabisco)

We live in uncertain times, where rising political tensions continually pose the risk of global warfare. But with high risks come high rewards. Plenty of people would have you cower in fear at the notion of entering World War III, but what they fail to understand is this: The vast majority of technological innovation…

Game Changer: Mark Zuckerberg Will Now Respond To You In Facebook Messenger If Your Friend Doesn’t Get Back To You Quickly Enough

For Facebook users, there are few feelings worse than sending someone a message only to wait in endless suspense without them ever getting back to you. Thankfully, Facebook is constantly working to improve its user experience, and the company has just announced a new update that will hopefully put an end to the…

The Dangers Of Automation: The Nation’s Eye-Candy Pool Boys Are Struggling To Compete With More Efficient, Sexier Pool-Cleaning Robots

Technological progress often comes at a price, especially when it comes to automation. More and more people are being put out of work with each new advancement in the field, and it seems like automation may now be pushing yet another time-honored industry to the brink of extinction, as an increasing number of…

Doing The Work For You: The New Version Of TurboTax Automatically Calls Your Dad And Asks Him A Bunch Of Questions

It’s tax season again, and with April 15 quickly approaching, chances are that many young people across the country will soon find themselves stressing out over how to file their taxes. But TurboTax is hoping to take some of the panic and anxiety away this year, as this morning the company announced the rollout of a…

Smart Thinking: The National Dairy Council Will Take Credit For All Terror Attacks So ISIS Can’t Use Them To Recruit

While governments struggle to gain ground in the war on terror, it’s clear that we need fresh ideas if we’re going to turn the tide. Fortunately, it looks like we may have found the kind of innovative thinking we need. The National Dairy Council just announced that from now on, it will be claiming credit for every…

Innovating For Good: This Sanitation Company Will Pick Up Your Bottles And Melt Them Down Into Glass Blobs For The Homeless

America could learn a thing or two from Milwaukee. The city of 600,000 just took a huge step forward that will not only reduce its environmental impact but also help its neediest citizens along the way. Every week, the Milwaukee Department of Sanitation is running a special program that melts down bottles, jars, and…