Calling All Resistance Members! Roe V. Wade Is In DANGER! We Need YOU To Yell At JILL STEIN About The 2016 Election!

ATTENTION ALL RESISTANCE MEMBERS: With Justice Anthony Kennedy’s retirement looming, we now face the very real threat of Roe v. Wade being overturned by a conservative Supreme Court full of Trump nominees. The court will soon have the potential to completely demolish women’s rights, LGBTQ rights, and civil rights, so…

Did Bill Clinton Cheat On Monica Lewinsky With KILLARY? Yes, And Our GOVERNMENT Doesn’t Want You To Know

Just when you thought our LYING government couldn’t sink any lower, another SHAMEFUL story like this comes along. You are probably thinking, “Ugh! Let me guess…KILLARY again?” You, patriot, are sadly correct. Bill Clinton repeatedly cheated on Monica Lewinsky with KILLARY, and our GOVERNMENT doesn’t want you to know…

What The Mainstream Media Won’t Tell You: 16 Years Ago, Radical Islamic Terrorists Crashed Airplanes Into The World Trade Center, Killing Thousands Of Hardworking Americans

It’s no secret that the mainstream liberal media only publishes news that serves its anti-liberty agenda, but you’d be surprised at just how far they’ll go to hide the truth from the American people. Case in point: Sixteen years ago, a group of radical Islamic terrorists crashed two commercial airliners into the World…

Election Night Disaster: John King Tapped His Electoral College Map Too Hard And Fell Headfirst Into A Digital Hellscape

With millions of eyes watching CNN for election results tonight, the network really couldn’t afford any high-profile screwups. But unfortunately, that’s exactly what they got when John King tapped his touchscreen electoral map too hard and plunged himself straight into a digital hellscape from which there seems to be…

Great News For Ketchup: Political Scientists Say That The Outcome Of The Presidential Election Will In No Way Affect Ketchup

With Election Day fast approaching, citizens everywhere are bracing themselves for an uncertain future. Fortunately, no matter what happens, there’s at least one truth that voters from both sides can hang their hats on: Political scientists have confirmed that the outcome of the presidential election will in no way…

Overconfidence? Hillary Clinton Has Already Started Hurling Trash Bags Full Of Her Clothes Over The White House Fence

National polls show Hillary Clinton with a commanding lead over Donald Trump that only seems to be getting bigger with each passing day. It’s clear that the Democratic nominee has bought into this polling data, because even though there are two weeks to go until the election, Hillary Clinton has started hurling trash…

Damage Control: Mike Pence Has Said That, No Matter The Outcome Of The Election, He And Trump Will Continue Making Women’s Lives Hell

Donald Trump came under major fire during last night’s final presidential debate after admitting that he might not accept the results of this election if he isn’t declared the winner. But now, his running mate is speaking out to set the record straight: Governor Mike Pence has clarified that, no matter the outcome of…

Keeping It Civil: Chris Wallace Has A Gun To His Head And Will Pull The Trigger If The Candidates Interrupt Each Other

After two knock-down, drag-out debates, Americans certainly weren’t expecting Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump to be models of decorum in the final one. That’s why it was so heartening when moderator Chris Wallace injected some much-needed civility back into presidential politics by pressing a loaded gun to his head…

It’s Sickening To Hear A Politician Like Trump Condone Sexual Assault Instead Of Just Making It Extremely Easy To Get Away With

Like most Americans, I was appalled by Donald Trump’s misogynistic comments on the leaked Access Hollywood video. The things he says about groping women and kissing them without their consent are completely indefensible coming from a presidential candidate. As an American voter, and especially as a woman, I quite…