‘Trust Us, You Don’t Want Our Plan B’: GOP Lawmakers Are Trying To Win Support For Brett Kavanaugh By Insisting That He’s Pretty Much The Friendliest Sexual Predator They’ve Got

With two sexual assault allegations out against Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh, in addition to persistent questions about his qualifications from Senate Democrats, the Republican Party has taken action to defend the candidate it believes to be best suited for the position: GOP lawmakers are trying to win…

Abuse Of Power: Donald Trump Just Signed An Executive Order Stating That He Is Allowed To Get Inside John McCain’s Coffin With Him

If you needed any more proof that President Trump can’t tolerate a personal slight without getting revenge, this story should do the trick: Just a few days after John McCain made it clear he doesn’t want the president attending his funeral, Donald Trump has signed an executive order stating that he is allowed to get…

Helping All Americans: The GOP Tax Cuts Are Set To Benefit Working-Class Mothers Earning $25,000 A Year Who Are Married To The Entire Wells Fargo Board Of Directors

In tough political times, there’s nothing more heartening than seeing Congress pass legislation that will truly change regular Americans’ lives for the better. And this week, they’ve done just that: Economists say that the GOP tax cuts are set to have huge benefits for any working-class mother earning $25,000 a year…

Pulling Their Heartstrings: Tearful Republicans Unanimously Voted For The New Tax Bill After Hearing A Billionaire’s Heart-Wrenching Story Of How He Would Like To Have More Money

People like to paint conservatives as unfeeling plutocrats, but here’s a story that proves that Republicans in Congress are actually governing with their hearts: Today tearful Republicans unanimously voted for the new tax bill after hearing a billionaire’s heart-wrenching story of how he would like to have more money.

A Second Chance: This Amazing Organization Helps Disgraced Pedophiles Rebuild Their Lives By Getting Them Elected To Political Office

For many pedophiles, it’s impossible to make ends meet. These sex criminals are often shunned both socially and professionally, making it extremely difficult for them to find any sort of gainful employment. But now a group called the GOP is trying to change all that: This amazing organization helps disgraced…

Incredible: This Inner-City Teacher Can Finally Use The Private Jet Tax Credit To Take Her Kids On A Field Trip To The Louvre

While the long-term impact of the newly passed Republican tax plan remains uncertain, there’s already one American who is reaping the benefits, and her story is absolutely heartwarming: This inner-city teacher can use the tax credit she now receives on her private jet so that she can fly her students to an educational…

Every Middle-Class Family Should Have Money Set Aside For An Unexpected Emergency Like Republicans Having A Majority In Congress

It’s no secret that life can throw bad news at you right out of the blue. For those of us who aren’t fabulously wealthy, an unexpected bump in the road can clean out your bank account in a hurry, leaving you drowning in debt. That’s why every middle-class family should have some money set aside in case of an emergency…

A Victory For The Middle Class: The GOP Tax Bill Requires All Eviction Notices To Come With An Explanation Of Trickle-Down Economics

With the GOP’s sweeping tax reform bill hurtling through the Senate, it’s been hard for ordinary Americans to know just what kind of effect its passage would have on them. Well, we can finally stop wondering, because it turns out that the bill is a resounding victory for the middle class: The GOP tax bill will require…

Making Their Voices Heard: Dozens Of Wealthy CEOs Have Signed A Letter Telling The GOP It’s Weird How Obsessed It Is With Them

With the GOP’s tax bill racing through the Senate, Americans everywhere are standing up to make their voices heard to their elected representatives. Today the country’s most affluent citizens joined that movement in a big way when dozens of wealthy CEOs signed a letter telling the GOP it’s weird how obsessed it is…

Policy Guy: Paul Ryan Just Put Out A Comprehensive 14-Point Plan To Fully Debase Himself For The Trump Administration

Ever since he arrived in Washington, Paul Ryan has made it clear that he prefers to get into the nuts and bolts of policy rather than getting a sound bite on cable news, and this morning he reaffirmed that worldview. Clearing up a cloud of speculation over the future path of the GOP, Speaker of the House Paul Ryan…

Keeping America Healthy: Mitch McConnell Is Pushing To Replace The Affordable Care Act With His Easy 20-Minute Ab-Blasting Bodyweight Workout

As the repeal of the Affordable Care Act begins to look ever more likely, the question on many people’s minds is just what sort of program Republicans will offer in its place. Though millions fear being left in the lurch, just today, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell proposed an innovative new approach to…

Hope For The GOP: A Nude Paul Ryan Has Just Emerged From An Ayahuasca Tent With Visions Of A New Republican Party

Since Donald Trump entered the election over a year ago, he has single-handedly destroyed the GOP, leaving both the House and the Senate in utter disarray. But although many political strategists believe permanent damage has been done, conservatives shouldn’t lose hope yet, because Speaker of the House Paul Ryan has…

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