If you’ve been on the fence about Blue Apron, an amazing new addition to the grocery delivery service just might convince you to try out a subscription. Blue Apron will now send someone to pick up your finished meals and show them to your ex to prove that you have your shit together!
My three children are the greatest joys in my life, and raising them has given me a sense of purpose that I never knew was possible. But at a certain point, you’ve got to draw the line: I love my children, but not enough to make them corn on the cob.
It looks like one of nature’s greatest puzzles is destined to remain shrouded in mystery and confusion. Researchers at Oxford have concluded that they’ll never know how Outback Steakhouse bread can be so dark brown but taste regular.
Bagel fans can take it easy today, because the bagel industry just issued its daily 600-page report on the state of bagels, and nothing big has changed since yesterday. The phonebook-sized volume, which is published every day in 76 countries around the world in 254 languages, reported this morning that pretty much…
There’s nothing better than whipping up simple, healthy meals using ingredients fresh from your garden, but unfortunately, there are no crops this year. Below are four recipes we can’t make because the harvest this year was absolutely terrible.
They do pizza, they do french fries, they do movies! Here are five favorite skinny TV lady who love to EAT!
The Coca-Cola Company just made the world a little safer for the public today by releasing a new line of Sprite that immediately turns blue if anyone shits in it.
Buckle up, because this is a pretty shitty situation that’s probably going to ruin your morning: The friend you’re meeting for brunch wants to eat at some place called “Pantry & Ladle,” and with a name like that it’s most likely going to be expensive as hell.
This is one of the saddest things you will see all day.
Last week, seven wisecracking fetuses moved into my microwave. I don’t know where they came from or why they’re here, but they’re very rude to me and I hate them. Unfortunately, my wife won’t let me kick them out because they’re nice to her and she thinks of them as pets. I’m pretty much powerless in this situation,…
Since his confirmation in 2013, Pope Francis has proven himself to be a trailblazing and progressive leader unafraid to take the Catholic Church into brave new territory, and it looks like he’s done it again. Pope Francis is aggressively campaigning on Twitter for “Holy Eucharist” to win Lay’s new flavor contest.
There are a lot of big things I want to do in my life, but it’s not very often I get a chance to do them. However, I got crazy lucky on a recent trip to Long John Silver’s and was able to knock six items off my bucket list. Pretty incredible!
There’s nothing more powerful in this world than a mother’s love, and here’s a story that proves it: This amazing woman went days at a time without eating food so that her kids could have a smoking-hot mom.
Listen up, StarKist, things in the digital media industry have become pretty dire, and unfortunately ClickHole needs to resort to desperate measures to stay afloat. We hate to do this to you, but we’ve got a whole bunch of pictures of kids claiming that your canned tuna gives them the energy they need to bully their…
If you’re a fan of Eggo waffles, you better stock up now while you still can: After 50 years of dominating the frozen waffle market, Kellogg’s announced today that it’s shutting down Eggo because its CEO had a freaky dream about waffles.
Patriots, our liberty is being threatened by DISRESPECTFUL DEMS. Stephen Miller was CALMLY eating his breakfast of seeds and cracked corn out of a PUBLIC bird feeder this morning when RUDE liberals with NO MANNERS approached him and drove him away with a broom. Make no mistake, patriots: This is a slippery slope. We…
In a deeply ominous development earlier today, the U.S. Department of Agriculture made the official decision to print Gene Hackman’s nutritional information on his forehead.