7 Signs Your Personal Trainer Is Sculpting You Into His Childhood Friend That He Left To Drown When The Lake Ice Started Cracking So He Can Finally Apologize

Some personal trainers are specialists in strength training, some are great at helping you shed pounds, and some try to transform you into their childhood friend they weren’t able to save from drowning in an icy lake. Here are seven signs that your trainer falls squarely into that last category.

Every Time You Jump Into The Deep End To Save My Drowning Daughter You’re Actively Criticizing My Parenting

As a mother, there’s nothing that bothers me more than when others judge me for how I choose to raise my own child. Each parent has their own methods, so I’m right to get angry when people tell me how they think I can do a better job. Let me be clear: Every time you jump into the deep end to save my drowning daughter…

I Support Affirmative Action, But If A Lifeguard Ever Has To Rescue Multiple People He Should Go In Alphabetical Order

As a white person, it’s important for me to recognize my privilege in this country. The odds have been stacked against people of color for centuries, and we cannot expect true equality until we make it right. I wholeheartedly believe that affirmative action helps us level the playing field for everyone, but when a…