Our Brave Savior: Donald Trump Is Working TIRELESSLY To Return The Precious White Orbs Obama STOLE From The FURIOUS Dwarf King That Lives Under America

President Trump is hard at work to fix the disaster that idiot clown Obama left America in. The socialist bozo STOLE the Dwarf King’s precious white orbs, and the dwarven monarch is FURIOUS and SWEARS VENGEANCE against the surface world unless his beloved stone spheres are returned to his SUBTERRANEAN KINGDOM.…

Coming To Terms: This Man Has Made Peace With The Fact That He Will Never Have Enough Energy To Get A Good Deal On A Flight

While oftentimes happiness can be discovered through chasing ambitions, sometimes happiness means simply accepting who you are. This is a lesson that 29-year-old Michael Welmon learned recently when, after years of pretending otherwise, he finally made peace with the fact that he’ll never be one of those people with…

This Brave Eighth-Grader Really Should Have Picked A Better Time To Come Out Than In The Middle Of A Band Concert

It would be hard to find someone braver than 13-year-old Todd Jones, who recently came out as gay. Todd had been struggling with his sexuality since sixth grade, and it took a lot of courage for him to reveal the truth. But while Todd’s fortitude cannot be ignored, he really should have picked a better time to come…