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11/11/19

12:50 PM

The Most Rewarding Part Of My Career Is When Women Tell Me That My Work Inspired Them To Prioritize Their Sexual Pleasure And Have Their First Orgasm (by J.K. Simmons)

5/21/19

10:30 AM

Excuse Me, I’m A Little Shy...But...May I Have Blue Cheese Dressing?

5/8/19

10:00 AM

When My Ship Was Marooned At Sea, We Resorted To Cannibalism Even Though We Still Had Plenty Of Cap’n Crunch Cereal We Could Have Eaten Instead

4/10/18

12:09 PM

I Would Never Let My Daughter Enter A Beauty Pageant, Because There’s No Way In Hell She’d Win

4/6/18

1:40 PM

My Sons Taught Themselves To Be Feminists Without My Help, What The Fuck

4/6/18

11:50 AM

If You’re Not A Police Officer, You Can’t Understand The Pressure You Feel In The Split Second When You Have To Decide Whether Or Not To Shoot An Unarmed Civilian 8 Times

3/29/18

3:36 PM

If People Deleting Facebook Want To Be A Part Of A Social Network, They’re Welcome To Come Connect With Friends Among The Piles Of Belts At Marshalls (by the CEO of Marshalls)

3/26/18

12:42 PM

Every Parent Wants To See Their Child Do Well, But I’d Be Lying If I Didn’t Admit That Watching My Loser Son Fail At Everything He Tries Has Been Pretty Entertaining

3/21/18

11:22 AM

Men, Stop Telling Women To Calm Down And Swim Perpendicular To The Riptide

3/19/18

10:40 AM

Toys ‘R’ Us Is Going Out Of Business Because America Wasn’t Ready To Accept A Celibate Giraffe Mascot

3/14/18

2:41 PM

I Did Everything I Could To Buy ClickHole, But Their Editorial Integrity Won Out Over My Billion-Dollar Offers, And I Respect Them Even More For That (By Elon Musk)

3/14/18

12:04 PM

We Need To Talk About Paying College Athletes For A Couple Seconds So Our Consciences Can Rest Easy And We Can Enjoy March Madness

3/5/18

12:49 PM

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‘The Hunger Games’ Gets So Much Wrong About How Forcing People To Fight To The Death For The Enjoyment Of Wealthy Elites Really Works

2/28/18

11:46 AM

As Hard As It Can Be To Remember, There Are Some Things In Life That Are Just More Important Than Rats

2/20/18

11:11 AM

Every Night I Lie Awake, Worrying About The Possibility Of Coinstar Technology Falling Into The Wrong Hands (By Jens Molbak, Founder Of Coinstar)

2/5/18

5:59 PM

Ram’s Use Of Martin Luther King In A Truck Commercial Is Proof Of Just How Low Corporations Will Stoop To Get Americans Into The Best-In-Class Trucks They Deserve

1/25/18

11:25 AM

You Never Fully Understand What It’s Like To Have A Child With Autism Until You See One At The Park And Then Speculate About It With Your Spouse Later That Night

1/23/18

10:40 AM

The Problem With ‘The Flash’: Why Doesn’t Flash Have Bugs Splattered On His Face After Every Time He Runs Really Fast?

1/9/18

1:07 PM

If We Don’t Protect Endangered Species, Our Kids Will Inherit A World Where A Silverback Gorilla Riding A White Rhino Into Battle Against A Polar Bear Using A Galápagos Tortoise As A Shield Is Not Possible

12/13/17

4:15 PM

My Solemn Promise To You Is That Whether Or Not Net Neutrality Is Repealed, The Website AlRoker.com Will Remain An Absolute Nightmare To Use

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