Last week, seven wisecracking fetuses moved into my microwave. I don’t know where they came from or why they’re here,…
Extremely Frustrating: This Man Is Tired Of His Elderly Parents Calling Him For Technology Help Every Time Their Android Servant Becomes Self-Aware And Tries To Rip Their Skin Off
As your parents age, it’s only natural to want to help them in any way you can, but sometimes their inability to master…
Wow. Such a scumbag move.
What A Hassle: This Man Donated His Body To Science And Now Scientists Feel All Obligated To Do Something With It
Figuring out what to do with your body after you die is a tough decision, but it’s safe to say that one 81-year-old…
5 Times David Attenborough Sat Next To A Stranger On A Chairlift And Incorrectly Explained How Hyenas Reproduce
Legendary wildlife expert David Attenborough has devoted his life to educating the world about the wonders of the…
Sometimes you find a dead guy all jammed up in your bulldozer gears. When you do, it’s ALWAYS one of these 6 types.
Let’s get a few things straightener.
Seriously, people? Come on.
Those who teach can’t stand these.
4 Ways That Smartphones Are Changing The Way We Watch TV And 1 Way That They Are Currently Clogging My Shower Drain
The future is here, and my phone is stuck in my goddamn shower drain.
What did I do to deserve this?
Infuriating: This Man Blows Out A Series Of Candles And After Each One Says That He Just Blew Out The Olympic Torch
Peace. Achievement. Sportsmanship: These lofty Olympic ideals are spurned and spat upon by this incorrigibly terrible…
OMG. VE. RI. TAS.
Nothing can beat soaking in the majesty of America from sea to shining sea, much like nothing can be worse than…
If you’re not a parent, you just don’t get it!