It is Olive Garden’s duty to honor Robert Mueller!
People say Washington is out of touch with the common American. I am not. Floyd reminds me every day to fight for working families who are just one rattlesnake bite away from poverty.
It’s no secret that a religious wizard crawled into my puppet laboratory and brought my marionettes to life using a magic spell. Now my enchanted marionettes are alive, and they all love North Korea and America the same amount. It’s wonderful to have enchanted marionettes in my house. It’s a lot like having children,…
We’re less than a year into Donald Trump’s presidency, but it’s becoming more and more clear that the majority of Americans are fed up with the scandals and controversial policies of the new administration: Pollsters announced today that millions across the nation are now begging whatever ultra-elite secret society of…
Incredible! This man must be a multi-billionaire! Wow!
Hear the incredible stories of everyday Americans in ‘This Is America,’ a new documentary series from ClickHole. This is Saxophone Lady.
Our beautiful and free nation is in a sorry state.
Hear the incredible stories of everyday Americans in ‘This Is America,’ a new documentary series from ClickHole. This is Gary.
If you are true patriot, then this incredible story will be the best thing you read all day. Earlier this morning, the National Rifle Association exhumed the corpse of American superman Ronald Reagan and placed it in the luxurious massage chair at a Brookstone outlet store!
If you are a country-loving American feeling sad about Roger Ailes, STOP. RIGHT. NOW.
America’s underfunded schools are failing our students worse than ever before. The proof is plain to see, but here’s a particularly appalling example of how far our education system has fallen into disrepair: Thirty-five-year-old Matthew Corver teaches math at a high school in St. Louis, and he isn’t hot at all.
Hear the incredible stories of everyday Americans in ‘This Is America,’ a new documentary series from ClickHole. This is Pauline.
Sit, friend, and have a listen to a yarn or three of the man-mountain vice president, the Indiana goliath with David’s heart. With redwood legs and boulder fists tough as his Christian spirit, Ol’ Mammoth Mike Pence proved time and again that the American worker had a friend in high places!
Lovers of liberty, defenders of America, fearless clickers of content, rejoice: Your exclusively Christian prayers have been answered.
For three years, ClickHole has brought you the most viral content from all over the internet. But sometime between November 7 and November 9 of last year, we heard a shout. A loud…
Salute! Salute the coal! If you are a TRUE PATRIOT you will salute!!!
It’s no secret that one of the primary objectives of the Radical Left is to empower crime-addicted illegal aliens to dismantle the American way of life. But few realize just how diabolically committed liberals are to seeing their sick vision come to fruition. That will all change soon, however, as Berkeley scientists…
It’s been hard to keep up with all that’s happened so far under President Trump, but one of the most concerning developments has been the administration’s drastic overhaul of U.S. climate policy.
The Islamic State may be determined to attack civilian targets in the west, but it’s about to get a lot harder for them to strike the United States of America. The State Department just released a new world map where America is too small for ISIS to ever find it.