Coming Clean: Juicy Fruit Has Announced That The White Dust On Their Sticks Of Gum Is Regular-Ass Dust, And If That’s A Deal Breaker For You, They Understand
In an age when genuine acts of corporate responsibility are few and far between, one of the biggest names in the gum…
Jesus, They’re Really Taking This Hard: The 7 Unaccompanied Toddlers Who Showed Up At My Grandma’s Funeral To Mourn And How Intensely Each Was Grieving
For some reason, a bunch of unaccompanied toddlers came to my grandma’s funeral last week. It’s still unclear where…
Back For Seconds: Eddie Redmayne Just Announced That He’s Going To Start Acting Like He’s Paralyzed Again
Almost four years after winning Best Actor at the Academy Awards for his performance in The Theory Of Everything, it…
Journalism Fail: ‘The New York Times’ Has Apologized For Its One-Sentence Stan Lee Obituary That Just Said, ‘His Head Fell Off’
The New York Times may be one of the biggest institutions in American journalism, but that doesn’t make the paper…
Something Must Have Happened: Nathan Came To School 2 Hours Late In A Suit
There’s an air of mystery in the halls of Monte Vista Elementary today, where rumors are swirling around one fifth…
The Saga Continues: J.K. Rowling Has Revealed That She Herself Once Snuck Into Hogwarts To Steal Snape’s Underwear And Then Sold It To Perverts On Craigslist For $15 Each
Harry Potter fans, brace yourselves, because there’s been a major update to the story of the Boy Who Lived, and it is…
Unsolved Mystery: Nobody
Knows Where This Coffee Shop Gets The 6 Pastries It Has
For Sale Each Morning
Every day, the Perk Me Up coffee shop is shrouded in a veil of mystery. Even the keenest minds have no answer to this…
Liberal Hypocrisy: MEDIA GORGON Rachel Maddow Is Criticizing Our Loyal President Even Though She IS THE PRESIDENT
Liberal hypocrisy shows no signs of slowing down. The latest example of leftist double standards comes from MEDIA…
The 20 Best Podcasts About Crabs And Crabbing That Have Debuted In 2018
It isn’t always easy to cut through the bullshit and find out what’s truly worth listening to, so we did it for you:…
5 Times Gandalf Tried To Cheer Up A Despondent Frodo Baggins With Stories From Warped Tour
Frodo’s long journey to Mordor to destroy the Ring and bring peace to all of Middle-earth wasn’t an easy one. But…
A Little Something For The Lisa Kudrow Fans: We Ranked Lisa Kudrow No. 1 On This List Of Most Influential Female Scientists
If you’re crazy about Lisa Kudrow, today is your lucky day: We ranked her at #1 on this list of history’s most…
5 Of The Toughest Par 3’s This
Old Slut Has Ever Played
Now, I’m no rookie when it comes to getting holes filled, but every once in a while a golf course will get the best of…
Danger Imminent: This
Family Has About 30 Seconds To Get Grandpa To The Car Before He Starts Making
Inappropriate Comments About The Production Of ‘Hairspray’ They Just Saw
Things were going pretty smoothly for the last two hours at the Reginald County Playhouse in Keene, New Hampshire, but…