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Illustration for article titled Royal Wedding Watch: The Officiant Just Asked That Everyone Refrain From Throwing Their Peanut Shells On The Floor, But Seems Like People Are Still Doing It Anyway

Despite the fact that the royal wedding officiant has asked guests to stop throwing their peanut shells on the ground and to instead place them in the red plastic baskets attached to the back of the pews, everyone is pretty much ignoring him and just tossing them any which way. Most people are still loudly cracking their peanuts open and chucking them on the floor of St. George’s Chapel as if he hadn’t said anything at all, and Queen Elizabeth has even picked up a couple of the shells and started chewing on them to suck out all the salt. It seems like the officiant is giving up pretty quickly on getting the guests to listen, because he just quietly sighed and resumed the prayer in honor of Princess Diana that he had interrupted to address the peanut shells and to reprimand the Duke of Kent who just got out of his seat to put “Jumpin’ Jack Flash” on the chapel jukebox. Here’s hoping that the guests start showing a little more respect during the rest of the ceremony.

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