There’s a huge guy wearing a bib running right at you, and he’s got a fork in one hand and a comb in the other. Even though he’s very large, he’s moving very fast and the distance between you is diminishing at a rapid pace. His eyes are wide, unblinking, and staring directly into yours even as he climbs over fences and hustles through oncoming traffic in your direction. In between exasperated breaths, he is licking his lips, his comb, and then his fork in that order.

Is this large man in a bib holding a comb and a fork coming to eat you or is he coming to comb your hair? You’d better hurry up and take this quiz to find out!

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