Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"A reggae song about the Alamo? That doesn’t exist…yet."
"Call me stubborn, but I’ll burn my fucking fingers down to the bone before wussing out and using an oven mitt or potholder."
On kitchen safety
"I’ve been traveling the country and having discussions with real Americans for a few months now, and one thing everyone has told me everywhere I go has been, ‘Mark, that isn’t how you eat a hamburger. Your way of eating a hamburger not only is gross, but I’m not sure what nutrition you’re getting out of it from eating it like that.’ It’s kind of beautiful: I’ve taught them to speak their minds, and they’ve taught me the wrapper isn’t food."