Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"Look at the flashing lights on a fire truck. Think about those colors: red; yellow; blue. R.Y.B. Are. You. Burning. See? You’re already thinking ‘fire truck’ before you’ve even seen what emergency vehicle the siren is on."
"I put the brownie mix in the mug, the mug in the microwave, the microwave in the car, the car in the compactor, and once I find a machine that can fit a full-size car compactor, I’ll start looking for the next thing to put that monster in right away."
"Sandwiches are never advertised as ‘drippy.’ Maybe they worry customers will think they’re too drippy?"