Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"I like how dogs have soft, wet tongues and cats have rough, dry tongues. I keep both in my house and hang out with one or the other depending on what sort of tongue I’m in the mood for."
"You can call Amazon up and say you never received the order. Stand your ground, and eventually they’ll give up and send you a second one for free. It’s definitely not my greatest habit."
On how to get more canned fruit
"I want to develop a globe so good that everyone immediately starts throwing all their old globes in the trash while chanting ‘bad globes!’ in unison."
On what’s next