Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"I will sometimes read it as if it were braille, and it’s out of control. Just…things that should never be said."
On the bumpy skin of toads
"The nice thing about the tuna that comes in pouches is you can squish them around before you buy them to make sure there’s actually tuna inside and not end up buying a can without any tuna inside it like I did on July 18, 1982."
"You think germs are bad now, but at least they’re very small. Imagine if they were big. Imagine sneezing out hundreds of apple-sized bacteria. You’d break your mouth."
On looking at the bright side