Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"The Chinese, they can have all my medals. How am I supposed to use them if they don’t even fit in vending machines?"
On the future of gymnastics
"Digging a tunnel to get somewhere can be tough, but it’s certainly the most rewarding form of travel. Moles have it all figured out, those sons of bitches."
"If it were up to me, every person who saw the Halle Berry topless scene from Swordfish would be in jail for 100 years."