Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"Having sex with a dead dog is the greatest feeling in the world. And I know I’m going to regret saying that, because people are going to twist my words. But I guess that’s what I signed up for when I became famous."
On dog necrophilia
"They should make a car that spits on you when you honk the horn. Wait, what am I saying? I should make a car that spits on you when you honk the horn!"
"In the golf game of life, I was the golfer, my caddy was the caddy, and Lindsey was the girlfriend."
On his recent breakup