Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"I have never been able to hail a taxi that wasn’t the Cash Cab. It is the Cash Cab every single time, no matter what city I’m in. I’ve literally been in the Cash Cab over 200 times throughout my life. Once, I tried taking the bus instead, but it crashed and sent me flying out the window into oncoming traffic, where—you guessed it—I landed directly in the backseat of the Cash Cab."
"Leaving thousands of rat traps around the Lincoln Memorial to protect it from rats is a sign of respect. I consider anything less an insult to President Lincoln’s legacy."
On revering Lincoln
"A good test of whether or not you should marry someone is to leave a valuable object under their pillow at night. If they take it to a pawn shop the next morning and trade it for a haunted necklace, you should break off the engagement, or at least consider a prenup."