Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"It’s just part of getting old, I guess."
On when the dog swipes your dentures from the nightstand and they fit perfectly in its mouth
"Once, I was hired to jump out of the cake at Steven Spielberg’s birthday party. Due to a miscommunication, no one ever gave the signal for me to jump out. So, did I jump out unprompted? No. I stayed in the middle of the birthday cake, surviving only on that cake, where I remain to this day."
"We have run out of ideas for jeans."
On the state of the industry