Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"If you lose your car keys in the toilet and have nothing to fish them out with except a crucifix, Jesus will forgive you. Just make sure that when you die, your body is laid to rest with those car keys in your pocket."
On the Lord's mercy
"Once car companies agree to make cup holders small enough to hold toothbrushes, then we can start to talk about health seriously."
—Dr. Sanjay Gupta
On preventative health
"Wrestling is fake, but the tennis ball I swallowed to celebrate my victory over Umaga in the Last Man Standing match in 2007 was very, very real."
On professional wrestling