Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

"You can’t use the gavel to hit other Congress members you may disagree with, but you can say you’re going to hit them. You just can’t act on your threats."

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—Paul Ryan
On adjusting to the role of speaker of the House


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"The shower curtain makes a terrible blanket. Hell, it makes a terrible curtain. The sun isn’t a problem when I shower, plus I get cold if I wear it. It can’t be a poncho, because that defeats the point of a shower. Oh, how I hate it. This is why I fill a kiddie pool in my garage."

—Sarah Paulson
On hygiene


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"Google lets me send as many emails as I want, whenever I want."

—Owen Wilson
On the perks of being related to Luke Wilson