Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"I’m a simple man: a few holes connected by tubes, with some meat blobs to make me go. Nothing fancy here."
On his background
"It’s like when your carburetor is shot, your transmission won’t keep up, and everything is leaking fluid. Also, your oil is low."
On the flu
"It’s so my mom has no way to get extra strict with me."
—Paul Thomas Anderson
On why he goes by three names