Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

"I’m a simple man: a few holes connected by tubes, with some meat blobs to make me go. Nothing fancy here."

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—Mike Huckabee
On his background


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"It’s like when your carburetor is shot, your transmission won’t keep up, and everything is leaking fluid. Also, your oil is low."

—Vin Diesel
On the flu


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"It’s so my mom has no way to get extra strict with me."

—Paul Thomas Anderson
On why he goes by three names