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"Having spent so much time in the water, I’ve begun to identify with the noble sailor, living a life out on the open sea. Ahh, to be ‘wakened every morn’ with the stinging scent of nautical gunk and eating only rations and the catch of the day. There be camaraderie? Have no doubt! But beware, for the allegiance of a crew can turn as quick as the tide. That is why personal weaponry is not a luxury, but a must! I find myself drawn to the mighty lance. At times, I lie awake at night, wondering if the lance shall one day be turned upon myself…another stanza in life’s cruel poem."
"Is there a…Mrs. Coffee?"
"I’ve checked, and there’s nothing to stop you from pulling up a chair and eating right from the buffet area."
On the law