Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"If you wouldn’t put it on your own gravestone to describe yourself, get rid of it."
On what makes a good sentence
"Opening night, there I am—pinstriped suit on and another pinstriped suit in my hand. Then up the stairs comes Matthew Broderick, completely nude, wailing about someone stealing his pinstriped suit. Well, I look down, and wouldn’t you know it, the suit I was wearing was Matthew’s. It was tiny, ripping at the seams. I started to tear it off my body, but the curtain began to rise, and there I was, holding my suit in my hand and shredding Broderick’s entire costume! We told the audience to leave en masse and come back the next day, but when they returned 24 hours later, sure as sure can be, the theater was filled with new patrons, and their tickets were useless."
On “The Producers”
"I say, let ’em play!"
On the 2011 NBA lockout