Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"Paying middle-schoolers to eat cigarette butts off the ground may not be the best way to protect the environment, but hey, you tell me a better way, and I’ll stop handing out $45 to every kid in junior high who can down a mouthful of them."
"When you’re starving, your best chance to survive a life-or-death situation is to pray it’s Halloween and that you can get free candy by trick-or-treating. Otherwise, honestly, you’re probably going to die."
"If you boot up Super Mario 64 and push the “A” button 70 times in a row, you’ll unlock the version of the game where all of the Bob-ombs speak fluent Dutch and keep trying to sell you marijuana. If you buy the marijuana from any of them, though, your console will automatically contact the authorities, so don’t even try."
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