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Find Out What Megan Ellison, January Jones, And Queen Elizabeth II Have To Say

Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

“When I played Oregon Trail, everyone in my party would die of sticking their faces in alligator traps. I don’t know what was wrong with my copy of Oregon Trail, but it had a bad glitch.”

—Megan Ellison
On “Oregon Trail”


“Crows follow me wherever I go.”

—January Jones
On routines


“Every day, this horrid little man walks into my bathroom. He spends four hours applying an elaborate disguise and slowly poisons everyone and everything around him. I am that horrid little man.”

—Queen Elizabeth II
On her most closely guarded secret