Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"It’s really too bad that people hear ‘human centipede’ and immediately think of a line of terrified captives with mouths sewn to anuses, because I think there’s a streamlining metaphor in there that businesses could learn from."
On team management
"Most major celebrities have a secret identical twin that they use for things like spare organs and making public appearances. It’s not fun. Help."
"It’s more than a coffee table: You can rest a slim glass of Limoncello there or even a ladle of ice-cold water."