Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"I always fill my bird feeders with ham instead of birdseed. The birds hate it, but I personally enjoy the challenge of sticking my tongue into that tiny hole and trying to suck cubes of meat out with nothing but my mouth. That way, at the end of each meal, I feel like I’ve accomplished something!"
On her garden
"Should I publicly forgive Casey Anthony for murdering her child? Dial 1-555-POPE-ASKS and text ANGEL for yes and DEVIL for no."
"They say you should never meet your heroes, which is why every time the UPS man comes to my door, I run away and hide from him. So far it is working, insofar as I have never met him and he remains my No. 1 idol. But if you ever mail me a package that I would have to sign for, you might as well throw it straight in the trash."
On staying humble