Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

"The spoon is simple and elegant. The knife? Efficient, finely crafted. The fork is a hopeless, jumbled mess."

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—Martha Stewart
On silverware


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"There are luckily so many things that rhyme."

—Eminem
On freestyling


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"It would be an honor to even be considered."

—Michael Keaton
On applying for a continuing education course from the University of Phoenix