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"I used to call it ‘Noodles and Company,’ then I shortened it to ‘Noodles and Co.,’ then I shaved another quarter second off with ‘Noo and Co.,’ then I really started blasting it off with ‘N-Co,’ then I went to making a quick creaking sound with my tongue, then I started blinking three times, then finally I just informed everyone I know to imagine I was saying ‘Noodles and Company’ at every moment no matter what I was doing."
"If I catch anyone flipping a coin, you best believe they’re getting a broken nose: courtesy of Fed chair Janet Yellen."
"I got the idea for E.T. when I was riding my bike, and I noticed a sick little boy in the basket right as I rode off a cliff."